Not Enough Sage For This Shit Candle

Let’s be real — sometimes life, people, and energy get a little too messy, too heavy, and too chaotic. That’s exactly why this candle was spiritually birthed. The “Not Enough Sage For This Shit” candle is here to help you clear the crap, cut the cords, block the BS, and return the energy to where it came from — with love, protection, and divine power.

This candle is perfect for those moments when sage just isn’t enough — when the vibes are off, the people are draining, and the spiritual attacks feel too real. Whether it’s jealousy, evil eye, manipulation, gossip, heavy emotions, or toxic energy invading your peace — this candle helps you take your power back and spiritually detox your space, your soul, and your life.

It comes to you UNFIXED, meaning it’s a blank spiritual canvas ready to be activated by your energy, your herbs, your oils, your prayers, and your intentions. This allows you to make the candle uniquely yours — to pour your personal power, rage, prayers, affirmations, and cleansing rituals into it for a custom spiritual working.

You will receive one (1) candle, untouched and full of potential — ready for you to charge with your specific energy and purpose.

When worked with intention, this candle becomes a powerful spiritual ally that helps you:

• Cut ties with toxic people or draining connections

• Cleanse and protect your aura from negativity

• Shield your home and energy field from spiritual attacks

• Send back the evil eye, envy, gossip, or spiritual mess that was never yours

• Call back your power and restore inner balance

This is more than just a candle — it’s a whole mood, a boundary, and a protection spell in wax form.

Trust the flame. Trust your power. Trust the return of divine justice.

May everything meant for you be drawn to you effortlessly, and may everything that is not meant for you fall away with ease.

Stay protected, stay powerful, and stay grounded in your spiritual truth.